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Thursday, February 3, 2011

Evil Overlord Tips

#1: Absoluely no monologues, no matter how sure you are victory is at hand.
#2: You can't have too many minions
#3: Protect your candy and explosives
#4:Never tell your enemy your plan, even to brag.
#5: Always be sure to set an escape route.
#6: Never label the reverse switch on your death ray machine.
#7: Get a guard dog.
#8: Make sure your minions have the IQ higher than a squirell.
#9: Never wear tights.
#10: Don't forget to work on your evil laugh, it's just one of the basics.
#11: Never miss the chance to label anything "evil"
#12: Never, Never miss the golden opportunity to spin around in a chair and say "I've been expecting you."

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